Free pet! 7 comments
drumguy
· 3 years ago
I would ALWAYS stay in a room that came with built-in kitty!
Free pet! 7 comments
Public service announcement: 8 comments
drumguy
· 3 years ago
Breath 1: "Her previous job was just a waitress, she doesn't belong in government!!!"
Breath 2: "All hail President Reality Show Host!!!"
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Breath 2: "All hail President Reality Show Host!!!"
Rapid swooning chemical Meerkat 1 comments
Take a rest 6 comments
Flirting tip #74 5 comments
Flirting tip #74 5 comments
At least there's SOME good news 2 comments
drumguy
· 3 years ago
But every time they're referred to as "Bob and Doug" I just want to say "Take off, you hoser!"
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Friendly reminder to give your knife a name 12 comments
drumguy
· 3 years ago
you should name your knife "Kindness."
If people give you trouble, kill them with Kindness.
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If people give you trouble, kill them with Kindness.
This also applies to piano lessons 1 comments
drumguy
· 3 years ago
same with "have you been forcing the string between your mouth stones?"
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Samuel Lipoff studied at Harvard, obviously 8 comments
First known case of amnesia (1975) 2 comments
Nothing worse than a disappointed Nana 3 comments
drumguy
· 3 years ago
Imagine going to a strip club, and stuffing pictures of your grandma into a dancer's g-string...
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