Can you adopt me and take me on 'take your kid to work' day? Please?

Star Whip, the queller of men..... Uh, hate to say it but I feel like it belongs in a porno

*slowly puts the two-year-old outside and shuts the door*

Blanket octopus? Really? Do you think anyone will want to use that thing as a blanket.. Ever??

Smh, people these days..

Best advice I've ever heard

It wasn't long enough! T.T But hey, no cosplay post will be long enough for me. Thank you though!!

How do these people graduate high school?

What. Is. Your. College??

Wow. I wouldn't even think of doing that. Even now.. The state of my room speaks for itself

Ok, your face is pretty scary but I can't take you seriously with ur human hands dude

Draw me! Draw me like one of your french girls <3

Cause... Free cat acrobatics?

Somebody pinch me!!

*meow whispers* "Next time.."

Pretty accurate

It's the root of all problems, really

This post might be hard for dyslexic people..

How to not be forced to rake leaves again

One of the few pick up lines that will work on me ;)

I saw this while listening to wiggle. It was perfect

*whilst rolling on heaps of cash*