enigmaticextrovert

enigmaticextrovert


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I am the chosen one 1 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
All hail the almighty rainbow bender!!
Don't you agree...? 8 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Wait, who thought Kim K's practically naked pics were beautiful? I just felt like it was a vulgar publicity stunt especially considering she's a mother now. On a happier note, this pic is definitely beautiful :)
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Why I love google so much, that and one other reason 11 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Aren't these like the top searches or something? If so, I just fell in love with the world.
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The answer is behind you 4 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
I know what's fun though, giving completely wrong answers and screaming at her when she goes "right two!" cause you said pineapple and now she just sounds patronizing.
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Bruh 6 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
All I can say is alien me is not high enough
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Predicting the Future 19 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
I need to find this book!
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Who knew this? 7 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
J. K. Rowling is a genius.. An absolute genius
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Hug me hooman 10 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Cats are showing affection?? What is happening?
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Well...Okay then 11 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Back sweat with long hair is the worst #the struggle is real
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Story of my life 6 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
I'm scared to go outside because everytime I do, I end up spending way too much but at the same time I really wanna just hang out and do something that doesn't involve the internet :'(
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Screw logic, right? 18 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
And she went towards the exit.
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Knock knock 24 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Snow who?
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me with girls 6 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
"I'm all yours!" *throws myself at seductive cat*
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France is ready for war 28 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Food fight!!!!
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Every time I get a haircut 6 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
And then your hair goes back to looking like a bad hair day on steroids within 2 days.. Why can I never learn my lesson??
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myth: turkey 4 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Myth: When you hit someone on the head with a turkey baseball bat, that person's eyeball pops out.
[Myth confirmed(?)]
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When you pause cartoons at the right moment 16 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
I like the fact that you call these 'right' moments
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Flight maneuver 11 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Bro, give it to me! *spins and high fives*
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Easy way to do the dishes 9 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Thank you for making my life so much better! Less glamorous but still much better!
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girls will know better 10 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
And the crinkles when you manage to do the third loop even though it's too tight *sigh*
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The potential family variations 20 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Oh I wouldn't kill them. They have to be shot during a robbery so I'll wait patiently till that happens..
[for anyone who thinks I really want my parents dead, this is an alter ego and I'm just kidding around]
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Lava over snow 6 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
You snow that I lava you
Please... that is all I ask for 22 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
I don't want them, I need them
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The potential family variations 20 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
So every orphan becomes batman? Goodbye parents!!
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Quintuple scissors, used for chopping herbs 14 comments
enigmaticextrovert · 10 years ago
Just herbs? I think not! *starts chopping anything I can find*
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