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Episode 3: Attack of the boomers 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Boomer: *calls millennials lazy to the point the two words become synonyms in the minds of many people*
Millennials/Zoomers: ok boomer
Boomer: *clutches pearls*
This is not universal obviously. I've met my fair share of asshole boomers as well as asshole young people, tbh there are assholes in every generation. But what bothers me about the boomers specifically (again, obviously not all, but a sizeable chunk of those I've met) is their complete disregard for the environment. My grandma for example doesn't even recycle because, and I quote, she "won't be alive to experience the consequences". The ironic thing is that many boomers claim they care about family and family values. Well clearly you don't when you don't even want to change your lifestyle mildly to prevent your kids and grandkids from burning in the dumpster fire this planet will become.
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What do you WANT??! 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ah ok i understood your first comment as you agreeing with the guy, my bad.
What do you WANT??! 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I thought the point of tinder was to get laid, and her joke is sexual in nature which makes it sound like she'd be interested in sex?
Rainy Sundays on the boat 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Cat: *realizes he's surrounded by water*
Cat: [screams internally]
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What do you WANT??! 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
May I ask why?
I thought it was just a silly joke
This needs to be here 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
^What a waste of air
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OUR boy tom 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Tom is great but SpongeBob will always be the meme king
Merry Christmas from the Solos 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*Life Day
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Doctored Pepper likes your comment 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I prefer Pepsi to Coke and Sprite to both but yeah Ginger Ale is superior to all
Middle-heathen 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I'd say I'm a dwarf because I'm chubby and hairy but I'm also tall so I guess I'm just Hagrid.
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Lmk your thoughts. 17 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
"Did the guy who killed Bin Laden become just like him?"
*looks at the destabilized region the US helped create with their assassinations*
Um. Yes.
0 zero 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
So like the Upside Down of numbers?
Benny needs to take a hint 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Lol what this isn't nearly as cringe as what Shen Bapiro says or tweets on a daily basis. And unlike him, she's not being serious.
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peterpicksuptrash 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
There's an app called Litterati where you can send pictures of trash you've picked up as well!
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People actually do that ???? 10 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I've always been baffled by people who can just eat like rice cakes and salads. It sounds so unenjoyable lol
I've gone for having more muscle mass therefore more maintenance calories therefore I can afford to eat more and workouts are fun
I feel like it's a healthier way of living than not eating
Is it worth it? 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
We have so little space in the kitchen we can only fit a kettle on it :c I'd love to have an air fryer
People actually do that ???? 10 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Haha guy's definitely trying too hard. Not to mention if you're trying to lose weight, cheat days are actually a good thing. Limiting your calories makes your metabolism, and by extension your weight loss progress, slow down to a crawl. Cheat days help keep your metabolism snappy and quick as long as you don't overdo it by eating loads of gross junk food because that's just overall unhealthy.
I do them once a week but I've also read studies that doing two weeks on/two weeks off also works well for losing as well as maintaining weight. In other words there's not as much of a yo-yo effect when you have a cheat day or go on and off every once in a while.
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Hail Satin, Lord of textile. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done. On 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*gasp* Fleesus Christ, not the satinists!
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Epstein didnt kill himself 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Yeah. I mean that is some Palpatine level stuff. But really, Epstein was used to dodging the law his whole life, this guy must've been used to being a few steps ahead at all times. Is it really so crazy to think he just blackmailed a plastic surgeon into changing his face? As far as I know he had a LOT of blackmail on powerful people, including maybe the owner of the prison, or a politician who could have him released? Maybe I've just watched too many movies but c'mon this guy has stayed hidden for so long, what's the likelihood he and everyone around him just simultaneously fucked up? I think it's smaller than the likelihood of the whole thing being staged.
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Epstein didnt kill himself 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*whispers* I think he's still alive and the murder/suicide debate was just a distraction
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Eye of Odin - done by my sister 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It's gorgeous <3
Belated Wholesome Gift-Giving (I swear I'm not a bot) 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Merry Christmas Platy <3
Kill em with kindness 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Unfortunately the assholes are the loudest ones, which applies to every generation.
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Kill em with kindness 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I high key love this. I'd do it too if I wasn't a broke ass student myself.
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