I was just about to say it has Holy Grail peasant vibes when I realized it's a very similar quote hahaha
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
because some watery tart threw a sword at you! "

I tried the banana+Nutella thing at a French market years ago thing and it was a good combination! Just make sure there isn't too much Nutella or it becomes overwhelming.
Or I guess a different chocolatey spread or just melted chocolate, if you're concerned about the ethics of Nutella production. I haven't bought it for years either tbh.
For some reason I can only imagine maple syrup going with the thick, American style pancakes, not thin crepes. I guess it's just the cultural connotation.

I have no problem with it as long as you teach them proper safety and keep the guns locked up when you're not teaching/training. Handling weapons is a useful skill but you Yanks gotta make it so guns are not freely accessible to kids and crazies.

Understandable. Just keep them out of reach of kids and lunatics.

Oh yeah. Crows remember, and they hold grudges. Mess with a crow and the crow will tell every other crow in the neighborhood, and they'll fuck you up.

Dude I have no idea what you're smoking but I'd like some as well.

What? Is there an epidemic of rock murders in Australia that I'm not aware of?

Just like the mafia!
And lots of terrorist organizations.

Ooooh Is that why the Romans used garum? To make a bunch of salty condiment out of a bit of salt?

I had a classmate in elementary school who would bite his long sleeves when he was wearing a long sleeved tee or a sweater. Just the thought of fabric between teeth makes my skin crawl, and for so long I thought I was in the minority lol.

I know some girls like older guys precisely because they're more experienced and whatnot but my brain just screams that it can put you in a vulnerable position. I think a larger age gap can work when you're both already out of school, working full time jobs etc because then there's not such a power imbalance, but a 29 year old dating an 18 year old doesn't sit well with me. Same goes for housewife - breadwinner type situations. I understand that some people prefer that lifestyle and I hope it works out well for them, but I couldn't bring myself to be put in a situation where I'm entirely financially dependent on someone, because it provides such an amazing way to control a person.
Anyway my ramblings aren't really going anywhere so I'll just reiterate, we can't judge based on this post only but I am totally getting uncomfortable vibes.

Exactly my thoughts. Saying "I don't like having sex with you and I tried to trick you into getting in shape" sounds pretty mean. Maybe an older guy who relies on girls with lower self esteem or something. Or maybe he's just a tactless bozo and doesn't know how to say it nicely. Idk, we can't judge an entire relationship from this one post, but I am getting slightly creepy vibes. I remember how naive I was when I was 18 and getting into a relationship with someone 11 years older who's a) at a completely different place in life, b) so willing to enter a relationship with someone so young, naive and inexperienced... a guy tried that stuff on me when I was 13 and he was like 25 and I had to be the mature one and tell him it absolutely wouldn't work, not to mention eww dude I was a kid.