Kakapo aka Precious Moss Potatoes 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Everyone look up "Shagged by a rare parrot" on youtube. It's a clip from a BBC show of Stephen Fry and some other dude travelling to NZ and a kakapo attempts to mate with the guy. It's hilarious.
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My dad doesn't do the internet, but he took this photo today and wanted me to "send it in" 4 comments
It doesn’t care what the volume is it 4 comments
It doesn’t care what the volume is it 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
To put it into perspective, we would hear the Sun at about 100db if there was air in space. That's like hearing a chainsaw or tractor right next to you. So 11 times as much... yeah I can believe it
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The Telltale Christmas 2 comments
Pick a side 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Not in any Latin American country. LA CHANCLA is clearly a women's symbol.
However, if there was a sock in the sandal, we'd clearly know it was for men.
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However, if there was a sock in the sandal, we'd clearly know it was for men.
He blinked in surprise 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
My favourite is "What, you egg!" *he stabs him* from Macbeth.
But "Women shouldn't curse" "Get fucked" is close second.
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But "Women shouldn't curse" "Get fucked" is close second.
Check out this quarantine sculpture I built. It's called "the stupid dishwasher broke and 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Dude dish racks cost like 5 bucks. I don't own a dishwasher (apartment is too small, I'm moving soon though so maybe I'll finally get one!) so I've become a master at stacking the dishes lol
I am a yellow person 10 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Lol I wear all black but I would never paint my room or furniture all black, it'd make it look cramped
Autumnal time 3 comments
Say my name 3 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Right? I'd love to hear the context and what happened next. If this wasn't a bot post...
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Christmas season! 4 comments
The geese are mighty persuasive 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Lol grim do you have kids? Your comment sounds like a snide remark made by one of those parents who despise and feel superior to yet also envy childless people.
No shade, not judging you just pointing out what the comment sounds like haha.
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No shade, not judging you just pointing out what the comment sounds like haha.
Mayonnaise Sandwich Moisturizer 6 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Works great for softening chicken, too. Makes it nice and tender without making it taste like mayo.
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cryin 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Wow, that's... haunting. Also eerily beautiful? At least they're "together" now.
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Cats are a Viking's best friend 6 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Not to be a nitpicker but I'm not so sure if the Thor part is correct. I think there might be some confusion due to the myth of the Jotun Utgarda-Loki who plays pranks on Thor, Loki and their buddies. For example, he has Thor wrestle an old lady, drink from a horn, and lift a cat, none of which he can accomplish. At the end of the story, Utgarda-Loki reveals that the old lady was actually "Old Age", the horn was connected to the ocean and the cat was actually Jormungandr, the world-serpent. I think that's where this comes from but if anyone has any other sources I'd love to see them, I love Norse mythology.
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Voodoo hips 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
True! That's why I wear mostly stretchy leggings. And also my hips are two sizes larger than my waist so most non-elastic pants don't fit me at all.
The pensions are loaded, also 10 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Agreed 100%. People can't get a broken arm healed without burning through their savings or even getting into debt but Wall Street assholes who con their way into profits and consequently into a nationwide (if not worldwide) crisis will get bailed out AND get bonuses? No sir, nuh uh.
The "American dream" is now far more achievable in northern and central European countries than in the US, because they make sure there are fewer ways for the bad actors to game the system.
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The "American dream" is now far more achievable in northern and central European countries than in the US, because they make sure there are fewer ways for the bad actors to game the system.
I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Fair point tbh.
I've only had makeup on like three times in my life and it's been an absolute bitch to remove every time, I had to use like 5 cotton pads soaked in makeup removing face wash, just for one eye. So it must be a bitch to get off the towels as well.
I'm glad we live in an age when women aren't shunned and ostracized for not wearing makeup (well, mostly anyway, old people still sometimes treat me like I'm weird for not wearing it) because I'd absolutely hate spending hours just putting it on and taking it off every day, and having to spend money on tons of products and different shades and brushes and yada yada yada.
Nothing against women who enjoy it, I can see the artistic value in it, it's just not for me.
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I've only had makeup on like three times in my life and it's been an absolute bitch to remove every time, I had to use like 5 cotton pads soaked in makeup removing face wash, just for one eye. So it must be a bitch to get off the towels as well.
I'm glad we live in an age when women aren't shunned and ostracized for not wearing makeup (well, mostly anyway, old people still sometimes treat me like I'm weird for not wearing it) because I'd absolutely hate spending hours just putting it on and taking it off every day, and having to spend money on tons of products and different shades and brushes and yada yada yada.
Nothing against women who enjoy it, I can see the artistic value in it, it's just not for me.
