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Daggers full of flowers 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
When you're cute but you'll also shank a bitch
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Emotional survival. Aka escapism 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Agreed
Also I don't get why people are taking offense at that notion. Religious books are full of stories that usually have a moral, so it's meant to be escapism as well as a kind of education/enlightenment.
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You're killin me, pilgrim 10 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I think he'd mostly be pretty stoked that the technology of moving pictures exists and that one of those amazing things was made about him.
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Have a good day fellas 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
By a chopper, no less. That's somehow driving on the road.
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Have a good day fellas 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Aw, that's disappointing. Bot names are usually easier to spot.
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Have a good day fellas 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
*Squidward voice* We serve food here, sir.
(I'm just kidding, this actually lifted my mood, thank you! <3)
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It’s true 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Same goes for school and teachers. I truly wonder how many people could've been Nobel prize winning scientists if only they didn't have asshole teachers.
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Oof 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Step 1: sue CNN for racism because let's be honest we all know why they used his picture and not a picture of a white suburban dad
Step 2: win easily because even if your case was bad, woke culture will do all the work for you
Step 3: profit
Step 4: ironically, you can actually quit your job and be unemployed for the rest of your life because the money from the court case can sustain you for decades
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Well, now I wanna pet the Yule cat 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Does the cat recognize whether the item was a genuinely gifted piece of clothing or can I give someone ugly clothes as a murder ploy?
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finger elbows 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Does that mean that the spine is a literal knuckle sandwich?
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English, Monday to Friday, do you speak it? 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Plot twist: they're advertising it to minor-fuckers.
(Hopefully to lure them and shoot them between the eyes)
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Make French bull dogs healthy again 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Very good!
There's a reason why "mutts" are usually the healthiest dogs and specific breeds have specific health problems. You can't outsmart nature, randomness is the safest order.
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We'll continue to meme even in hell 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I'm imagining what the memes would look like and giggling to myself like an idiot.
Like
Demon: *impales me with a pitchfork*
Me: harder daddy
Demon: what
Me: what
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Cheemse 14 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Butter.
Spread it on
The bread.
Bollocks.
(For those of you unaware: /watch?v=Or4IE8fkpn4)
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Iceland Motor 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
On melodic rat
Old cremation
Creation mold
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Iceland Motor 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yup, as someone with the cilantro hating gene, it would be my undoing.
The first time I had cilantro was in a Pho, and I just thought the restaurant didn't wash their bowls out properly, lol.
Sorry lads, I'd love to enjoy cilantro like the rest of you, but I simply can't. Crucify me if you will, preferably on a piece of wood shaped like a cilantro leaf. If I go out like that, it will at least have to be dramatic.
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Stay hydrated. Avoid drama. 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.
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The crab 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeahhhhh what a cool crab! Let's clap for him because he's so cool. I love crabs and the clap!
(Sorry I couldn't resist making that joke)
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That's kinda cute 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Technically, you can't prove it! I could've also been talking about the cat or the unicorns. The only one you know I wasn't talking about was Jack Skellington because I mentioned him separately.
Ha! Checkmate atheists
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That's kinda cute 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I like the Xi Jinping one but I'd 100% wear the Jack Skellington one
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*snap snap* 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're altogether ooky,
The Addams Family.
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Actual crimes vs saying something rude 13 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ahahaha you got nice guy'd by a game, that's amazing. And by your description it was probably in Haven among cultists trying to kill you, no less
Actual crimes vs saying something rude 13 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
@xvarnah Lmao yeah the BioWare example is spot on. When I played Dragon Age II, I got to the part where (spoilers, y'all!) the slavers come for Fenris. So I chose the option "Take him." – I thought that Hawke would say something like "To take him, you'll have to go through me", because the option was in the bottom part, which is usually the aggressive response. But Hawke just went "ok lmao have him, bye Fenris, enjoy slavery!" and I just sat there flabbergasted. Poor Fenris didn't even fight, he just accepted his fate.
Ah, where are the days of Origins where the options were clearly spelled out with no "mood" indicator and you'd trial and error your way through the conversation, then spend minutes giggling at the lamppost in winter exchange.
@wolfballoonsquad yooo ProZD is the best!
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Stupid modern gender norms 23 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Quote: "But after the age of two the girls started to like pink and, by four, boys were determined in their rejection of pink. This is the precise time when toddlers start to become aware of their gender, to talk about it and even to look around them to see what defines boy and what defines a girl. But just like adults, even very small children show biases towards their own group.
This group bias was also seen another study where three-to-five-year-olds were given red or blue t-shirts to wear at nursery. For one group, the red and blue t-shirts were constantly referred to, and by the end of three weeks the children liked everything about their own colour group better. And that was just three weeks."
So yeah, it might be that the truth is somewhere in the middle – there might be slight evolutionary differences that got exacerbated by our cultural norms.
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Stupid modern gender norms 23 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
From what I've read, there were pretty consistent differences in adults – both sexes like blue, but women tend to prefer a warmer, purplish shade, whereas men tend to prefer a greener color. (In other news apparently I'm a man, I love me a pale greenish blue, lol)
There are hypotheses about this being an evolutionary thing back from our hunter-gatherer times – with women being more likely to spot red berries and fruits, or being more drawn to pink because newborn babies are pink.
However, color preferences are also largely inconsistent in babies under 2 years of age, suggesting that it might be nurture rather than nature.
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