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Ngl heman spitting straight facts 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Well, you can kinda say that about anything arbitrarily. Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck. Therefore any classification beyond "duck" and "non-duck" doesn't matter. Bam! Checkmate... atheists?
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Or do I? 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
But is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality? Have you tried it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Real men cry 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Poor baby. I'd cry too.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Audiobooks really help with that because you can do other stuff while listening and don't have to make a conscious effort and maintain focus to read. At least that's how I got through the original 6 Dune books in a month, lol.
But I understand they're not for everyone. I used to dislike them because I found it hard to focus on them while doing something else, but I figured it out eventually.
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It was cold wind probably , no ? 6 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Personally, not while peeing but I do get random shivers sometimes. No idea what they're triggered by.
A cat is fine too 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Yah but tbh all the monster girls are still drawn as hot or, at the very least, cute. Reminds me of that meme with female and male fantasy races like orcs or satyrs, where the female versions are all just the same model in a bikini with a recolored skin. There is a difference IMO, from personal experience.
It's also interesting that Beauty and the Beast is the "benchmark" used here because the novel was originally written to prepare young girls for arranged marriages. So that girls would get used to marrying a "monster" – aka a rich asshole their parents chose.
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More of a product than art imo 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
To be fair, that's not inaccurate to the source material. The later books are EXTREMELY horny... but still have that same dry, philosophical tone. It's, uh, weird to say the least.
Intelligence=1 4 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
He's got that zoomer broccoli haircut. Imagine wanting to free Broccoli Boy, lol.
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True shi 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I don't know about that but I do know that if the person gets cremated, the crematory workers have to scrape their implants off the metal tray afterwards. Yeah.
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*furiously sh*tposts* 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Ever since I deleted my social media, my mental health improved vastly. In my experience, gaming is sooooo much better for you than scrolling socials. No wonder this guy is so hateful, he probably has self esteem issues from scrolling Twatter all the time.
CarpenTerry 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Whatever it'll be, I'm sure it'll turn out great. We believe in you, Terry!
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Help I'm the main character 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Sounds pretty motivating
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It was just a question 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I feel called out
The pan 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
>Pan looks clean, then when it dries it turns out it's still a bit dirty
*insert Willem Dafoe as Max Schreck from Shadow of the Vampire*
Irish potato famine 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Then it's gonna sprout and the sprouts can also kill you. Potatoes are kinda dangerous, damn!
Kinda 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Dolphins are straight up r*pists and sharks are sea puppies. The media lies to us yet again!
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Duck Duck Crow 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Ahahaha the exact same thing happened to me with pigeons. Bought a plastic crow to scare them away because they keep trying to nest on my balcony (and by "nest" I mean sleep and poop all over the place, they are hilariously bad at building nests). It worked for a bit, now they're just chilling next to the crow like they're besties.
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Man, the nineties were wild man. 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Mine was definitely slow clap.
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He's lost the plot 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Borderline is not the same as manic-depressive/bipolar disorder. It's easy to get then confused since the names are kinda similar, but bipolar disorder, which is what Kanye has been diagnosed with, is characterized by periods of extreme energy (aka mania, sometimes the person doesn't even sleep) and periods of deep depression. Whereas borderline is characterized by having really strong emotions towards everything, which usually makes the person have really black and white thinking, ie. that things/people/events are either amazing or absolutely terrible with nothing inbetween, also often accompanied by a low self-confidence and fear of abandonment.
Kanye has been diagnosed with the former but judging by the way he's been acting recently he perhaps *could* also have the latter, but I'm not a psychologist so I can't really say. In any case the man needs professional help and not to be milked by media outlets, be it left leaning or right leaning ones.
Leif Erikson was the OG 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Siberians who crossed the ice sheets thousands of years ago: Are we a joke to you?
Be the monster you were meant to be 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Yeah. There are different interpretations to their relationship but I like to imagine them as Wednesday and Enid in the Wednesday series. With a bit more Stockholm syndrome I guess. Again, depending on the interpretation.
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Potatoes? 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Ha, interestingly enough I was just talking about this with my dad while watching some sci-fi movie. It's amazing how humans can learn to use tools/machines with such precision that it becomes second nature, and even quickly adjust to tools with slightly different settings. Take driving for instance, a seasoned driver's brain will make such precise calculations that the driver will know to turn the wheel by fractions of a degree while going over 200 km/h to straighten the car's course. It's pretty mind-blowing.
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The crows knows 10 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I have been wanting to do this for years but I'm afraid the neighbors will be pissed :(
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Anon takes his sport seriously 13 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Eh I'd say nobody likes feeling either unloved or inadequate. But yes doing something like this to embarrass someone is a red flag.
Where my introverts at 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
For the longest time I thought I was an extreme introvert, and I mean I still am introverted, but it also turns out I was just surrounded by crappy people. Going out with the right people is the best.