Ah yes. The classic determined face -> vroooom -> car suddenly goes faster
Because nobody has figured out you have to go fast in a race before lol

I love how the edit has a more normally proportioned face lol
And okay, okay, I know it's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance. But Charlie Kirk is, let's just say, not very nice either, so idc.

I've never heard a guy say "my gf/wife won't let me go" without everyone around immediately becoming awkwardly quiet and *very* concerned. So idk maybe you hang out with trash people.

I'm just miffed they haven't cast him as Gomez Addams in any Addams Family movie yet. C'mon, he's perfect for that role!

Idk, maybe I'm an a-hole but if I was in that situation I think I'd just use all the extra time for self-improvement, or just work on my own stuff. Like, they're still paying me but they're also trying to screw me over and make me quit? Two can play that game.

The perfect litmus test. Anyway what are y'all reading? I recently finished the Dune series and started reading (well, I'll be honest, listening to... I just like audiobooks better) the Wheel of Time series. It's fun!

I'm alive and still doing a lot of sewing hahaha. Just made a big fantasy cloak yesterday. No time for posting it (also my phone camera broke :c) or commenting much unfortunately, but I live and lurk!

Also historians: This man never got married and lived with his roommate for 30 years. They must've been really good friends!

Yup, same

Oh no the gays are nuking China

Wow. That's so me.

Okay but hear me out: the Bible but it's a 20+ vol. manga drawn in JoJo style

"It went absolutely not excellent" is my new favorite phrase

Ed-ward...

No worries, I'm 26 and feel the same. Wtf is "rizzed up"???

Giant squids are awesome!

Rotate? Pffft. I can make a cow dance in my mind! And she's really groovin'!

*26 year old me. Coffee is gross lol

My bf tells me my butt is huge all the time.
And I'm like hell yeah, squats

Hot take: the Alpha Beta Sigma Ligma stuff is the toxic male equivalent of astrology.

I would 100% join the Brotherhood of Evil Gays and I'm not even gay.

Advice? Ask him to marry your mom ASAP. He's smart.