f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Oh, the joys of dating apps 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
No, rather a sixpack
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Now that's called " Semi Brexit's leave " 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
In Germany we call that a "Polish goodbye"
Beards 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Wait. You take your beard off?
Tampons in Germany have a normal 19% VAT, books only 7%. So tampons are sold as a book 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
If you are as organised with your tampons as my exwife, you'll be supplied for another few years. :)
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Tampons in Germany have a normal 19% VAT, books only 7%. So tampons are sold as a book 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
And that, dear folks, is the absolute proof of functionning lobbyism, actually the only politcal thing that's running 100%
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Beards 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
With the slight difference that you don't take it of when sexy times approach and the look persist.
Das is nicht gut! 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
*Internally laughing at a country using measurement methods based on body limps of a king the same country fought a war against to be liberated of his reign and then still has to use Millimeters as their measurement system is inferior*
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Smoked fish 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I've been to Langkawi few years back, absolute recommendation!
Trees in Chernobyl the light rings pre explosion 1986, the dark rings post explosion 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Again, those trees are looking very normal, no matter if nutrients or water is transported, this varies slightly from tree-type to tree-type.
Trees in Chernobyl the light rings pre explosion 1986, the dark rings post explosion 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
There's a thing:
Those are pine trees. You can easily identify them by the bark and needles. If you cut any pine tree in the world, you'll see exactly this. The core is more dense and the darker areas are there for transporting nutrients bottom up. Fully normal tree.
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This was videogaming in my childhood. Best games were outside 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Yes I did! :D I remember my dad and myself trying for days!
Spend the money on war instead 30 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Germany: has all of the above, minimum wage of 9.19€/h (rank 6 in EU), unemployment rate under 4%, crime rate as low as 1992.
Yes, we pay a lot of taxes, but we'll not go to bankruptcy when being picked up by an ambulance, having cancer or going to university and our infrastructure is working.
If we were able to get hold of the money we're losing by tax fraud (roughly 160 billion p.a.), we could be the most modern place in the world. Unfortunately the economically strong tend to be the socially weak.
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Too hot 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Can relate
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Antifa threatens an acid attack on a Free Speech rally in D.C. 26 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Organisational structure? So Antifa has a chairman in the US? A treasurer?
Put two Antifas in a room, they'll not find a consense in most of the topics, except that fascism is shit.
As long as people really think that right wing shooters are lone wolfs, the problem will persist. We had the same issue in Germany aka the homeland of fascism, and it took more than twenty years for politicians to recognise that there indeed is a very large network with access to war-grade firearms, spreading into federal Police, Military and so on.
You think it's terrorism to punch a fascist or Nazi in the throat? What about the daily racism, fascism and violence people of color, queers and their supporters are confronted with every day?
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Love, death + robots renewed for season 2! 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Get a life. Or a girlfriend.
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Exactly what I saw today 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
So much photoshop and yet the label of her thong is showing
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Anon disproves rising water levels 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Yeah. Very scientific. How come people still don't belie...why am I bothered by this anyway? Just cause the internet is displaying stupidity more obviously, it shouldn't be my problem.
All good. There's no climate change and even if, it's not ganna have any consequences. The earth is flat, vaccines cause autism, queers should be healed and women shouldn't vote.
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Love, death + robots renewed for season 2! 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Can't wait
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Me and the boys 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
...while wishing the EU to go an die
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Antifa threatens an acid attack on a Free Speech rally in D.C. 26 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Wow. If only every online threatening that could have been posted by anyone was investigated that deeply...
Right jazzy Cobra 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Why would anyone try to survive on such an island without fishing gear. Firstly, how many edible animals will you find on such a small piece of land and secondly, do you know how hard it to conserve meat without a fridge?
Both the crossbow and the spear are useless, same for the trap.
I would ride this stalion in to battle 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I would carry it to batlle, like, you know, for lunch.
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*InHalES* 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Whataboutism
I'm Hungarian actually but God, isn't german beer one of the best beers in the 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
In this case, I have to step in. Don't touch my beer.
Bunch of skulls I painted 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Seriously. Ship me two or three, they're really good and I like them a lot!
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