f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Guess what this is 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Crockception
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*Happy Keanu reeves noises* 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I hope every dog owner would do this? I carried mine a couple of times already, when the tarmac and sidewalk where hotter than hell and no shade was in sight.
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Psyche 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Oh god!
Totally fell for it, brilliant
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Me, fishing for compliments 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Ew, lol
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Me, fishing for compliments 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Alrightalrightalrightalright, I admit it:
There is one (!) picture I saw of you in this life where you are not attractive to me. You won. I hope you're happy now.
Besides: it's hilarious
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Some games are not bad at all 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Ok, but by how far did it increase mass shootings, huh?
I hope every woman in the world do this 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Well, there are shoes just as expensive as a three piece suit.
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Burger with only one sesame seed on it 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Looks like a belly button
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Das batmobil!! 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Beauty
The Amazon rainforest is on fire, and the media's not giving attention towards it 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Which then leads to erosion of said land.
Vote with your butts 43 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I'm not here to argue either, well, at least not with you as it is impossible to have you admitting that maybe, perhaps, eventually there is even one tiny thing Trump or any other far right nationalist could do wrong whilst all others definetly do as per your comment under every post critisizing even the tiniest but most obvious mistakes done in your country. And whatevs, yes, you have to prove you're still a reliable commercial partner. Which is being doubted more the longer Fuckface von Clownstick is on duty, as he thinks he could e.g. "win" against China and Europe. there's nothing you can win when fighting partners you're depending on.
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The Amazon rainforest is on fire, and the media's not giving attention towards it 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
It's the natural cycle of dumbasses burning the rainforest down to make profit. Basically, at no time it stopped burning. And the media is freaking full of it.
Vote with your butts 43 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Are we still talking about that tweeting racist who promised to end national debt within 8 years? The guy who said that if national debt would rise over $21 Mrd under Obama, the country was broke? And who now currently in an atmosphere of lowered unemployment and economical growth is making 4 billion new dues a *day*? And has easily jumped the 22 Mrd bareer?
That's gonna be a heavy package to carry for following generations, especially as they don't want to pay taxes, because that means "enslavery".
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Oh SH*T here we go again 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Yeah, she prolly will be carried north by a huge dumbass whose mission is to hold a door.
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I was told that angels brought me to them 25 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Basically, the truth. But a five year old can't really digest penisses being stuck into vaginas, or the concept of ovaries. But at least I got an idea of how it works.
Know england more. 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
What a coincidence that they didn't have an oval one :)
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Know england more. 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Amazingly, they were the first member of the UK and didn't get on the Union Jack.
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It do be like that 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Come on guys, give the US a break. Spend your energy on people with the ability to admit something is wrong. Nothing will make them understand.
Me 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
HAM is the IATA code of Hamburgs airport, so I can relate.
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Economy class, PanAm flight in the 70's 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
This is so much not a picture taken in an aircraft.
This cabin is significantly wider than the cabin of an A380, the aisles are waaaaay to wide, there is by far too much hight here.
100% shot in a mock-up
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Being a vegan doesn't make you a better person 24 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
As long as it is revolving about human behaviour, it's always complex and divers. And I hope you know that science papers are funded by someone, which makes them dependant and opens gates for influence (e.g. "you have to drink 2 litres of water per day to stay healthy")
Furthermore I never said it was and the main idea behind this approach is to think of religion in a different way than just what is preached by institutions that shouldn't exist as per their own beliefs.
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I am a solid B 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
B and C
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Mine's Katatonie by Noisuf-X btw 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
QOTSA - A long slow goodbye