In your face!

Well, true dat

I wanna go too! Please.

Getting half of your face ripped off by a bear

Yeah, nobody knows about the Trump visit in Afghanistan, the media did definetly not write about every word he said during his stay and it was absolutely Trumps idea to send a fake convoy to the golf court and not a security process of the Secret Service.

No you didn't

Hopefully they don't share the same plastic surgeon

Credit to Sacha Goldberger. Posted his Iron Man 2 years ago, as I saw it in a big scale exhibition at a train station in Paris and today found out his name. He has more pretty brilliant pictures to offer, check him out!

Only to repeat my self: it way more implies the existence of formal sex, which I actually would find rather amusing.
- (Wearing some robe of office) "May I ask you to extract your lower body from its vesture in preparation of the petitioner of said action to imbibe liquids from your genitals."

...and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Pulling the plug an dumping his PC was too harsh, apPARENTly

You mean French.

So basically, by the very meaning of the word, it's not an Octopus