f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Took me a moment 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
This hurts my thinking organ, badly
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What an unfortunate name lmao 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Sie wir ein großer Wert für Deutschland sein.
Better: Sie wird einen großen Wert für Deutschland darstellen.
Sean Connery doesn’t want to be in your advertisement, circa 1998 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I guess he turned down the role of Gandalf the same way...
Some good advice from one Rocks’ greatest.. 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I know Jimmy Hendrix when I see him so stop talking.
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Cleopatra (Female leopard) and Saaya(Black panther) 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Black Panthers are also called Black Leopards for a reason.
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Me too little buddy 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
In southeast Asia, you're too old to knit carpets for Ikea in the age of 12, but you're not allowed to sew Nike shoes before the age of 14 which creates a two-year loss of income that's mostly filled with prostitution.
In Gambia you're starting to earn money by burning cables and so harvesting copper whilst poisoning yourself in the age of 6.
Every luxury in our life means ten persons suffer elsewhere.
· Edited 3 years ago
Me too little buddy 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Well, that depends which part of the world you look at. We mostly outsourced poverty, slavery and child labour to be able to afford our current lifestyle. And speaking of the world, we fucked that one up, as well.
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Dresden, Germany. 29 Dec. This morning 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Dunkeldeutschland
Me too little buddy 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Children where very important in mines for centuries! Due to their size, digging ways through the ground wasn't needed to be full human sized.
Historians believe that this lead to the fairy tales and fiction about dwarfs in mining.
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The beautiful, however unfriendly, white-browed tit-warbler 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
That's gonna be my nickname when my eyebrows turn white.
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Hi im newish 24 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Hi Lisa, welcome!
What just happened here!? 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Carception
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Biker bro’s but maybe also just let him move PRN? 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
That takes us even further down the rabbit hole of weirdom.
As a soldier, he should have heard about the risks of dehydration and overheating.
Ya girl turned 25 today! As a present to myself I put some effort in my looks lol 45 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Happy Birthday, Cutiepie!
May your hopes and dreams come true.
And of course, you're looking fine af.
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Biker bro’s but maybe also just let him move PRN? 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Was about to ask. One has to do the most insignificant and useless task one could think of and it needs more morons to come and safe him.
That is stupidity on various levels.
Surprise 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
There is so much space in the desert
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relationship goal. a man and his bike. 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Can relate, but I'd need a bigger tent
· Edited 3 years ago
/pol/ doesn't like Belle Delphine that much 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
O think you mean Mieze, which is an outdated term for women and also an alternative word for cat.
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Here it is!!! This ones for you savage :) courtesy of the mailman 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I expected corn rows in that beard, as well.
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There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Kamikaze, Jimi Hendrix, Zombie, Highball
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vine was good, tiktok is trash. 31 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I'm 40 and I can't people
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vine was good, tiktok is trash. 31 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Upvote for the title
Spotted! 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
A 20 year old American student doing what 14 year old Europeans do every weekend.
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Good 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
The minimum entry level to get a German citizenship is to accept and follow the rules and guidelines in our constitution. Applicants have to take a test on that. If you wanna be part of a country that with every sentence in its constitution stands for equal treatment of all genders, religions and whatnot, you can't be expecting to be welcome if your not shaking a woman's hand because she's a woman.
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