Could be a fake hand

Remember the order of the planets with this:
My Very Evil Mother Just Shit Us Nine Pidgeons
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto

PEMDAS!!

Lol is the child not the important thing?

That or her hair ate them

The people who are upset by these jokes are the ones that fell for them

That's awesome

@timebender25

*soft gasp*
Dis booty

Anyone else feel like musically is Dubsmash, but more popular?

"But Mr. Presi--"
"Thank you"

My last name is Rapp so I call every inconvenience The Rappening

Lol hide your things better

Lies. I know the realm of the fairies when I see it

It bothered me whe baby groot was getting his ass beat. Hes just a baby T^T

Yeah make a video. Dint stop and make sure your pup is ok

Teeeeests. Let's find out what's in it

Your mom is a parasite yet shes still around

Didnt they say this cow was trans?

Caffeine is a drug