Gonna knock the ice cream off of some poor guys ice cream cone

Self entitled people are the worst

Helicopter my fiance and say "hey boah"

Lieam Neesam
Lieam Neesam's Nissan

Ah, heres the rest if it

@nicengelman

Ugh that's so unattractive. What on earth made her think that was a good idea

The people who I hear complain the most are really vicious old people. I'm not all that worried tho. They're all 60 or older. I'm 25 so I can be patient
I have time
They dont

I'm legit going to start exercising soon. I'm a little overweight, not too bad, but I definitely need to got dow 2 or 3 pants sizes

I'm team instinct 100% but my fiance made me join mystic so we can get team bonuses and he wouldnt join mine because he hates yellow

I wouldnt mind. Whatever ghost is haunting me is clearly happy

Shrek 1 soundtrack was pretty good BUT SHREK 2???? Fucking amazing

Concrete Angel. I literally cant even hear the music without tearing up

Nah. Just someone who is bad at math
Just did the math, you have to save $760 a month to end up with that amount

Depends on the font really

My problems with this photo:
1. The grammar at the top
2. "Whoever wrote this poem" OP clearly didnt read the poem because otherwise they would have noticed the authors name at the bottom

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