Weeeeeee.......!!!!!!

Wow she looks amazing!!!!

Vroom Vroom Skert....!

Hey everybody “I EAT ASS” now gimme that WiFi pass!!

I think every household has this exact tin turned into sewing container!

I don’t know it is but I find myself attractive to her there is just something about her but I just can’t figure it out!

The more he progresses with girls the more of a douche he becomes!

What it is baby it’s your boy Snoop D O double G I’m here to talk about this muthafuckin Planet Earth but first let me light this sticky icky real quicky!

#1st place couch potato!

Guy in black is like wtf it’s gonna be a long fuckin day!

Sounds like Bobbys been huffing Hanks propane!

Sometimes you need all the help you can get!

Fucking snowflakes!

This bout the only thing cat lovers and dog lovers have in common!

I’d rather have this instead of a pot of gold!

Oh i thought the were ties!

Is this how trees have babies?

Two class A fucked up countries!

My kid was doing this same exact thing to me yesterday when I was trying to poop!

That’s one of the best feelings ever especially after a hard day at work!

That’s what I do with my car radio clock!

His face was like did it work!

Well it better hurry cause I’m bout to lose it!