Flowerkiller

flowerkiller


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If global warming becomes worse 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I’d miss the crazy news headlines though.
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One badass kid 11 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
The first three of those you can take the kid with you and if you don’t, it falls under bad parenting.
One badass kid 11 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
One year old.....why....why was he alone?
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Beautiful star map shawl 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
If you get the wife....she can make more.
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Rope jokes? 7 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Except that one where a guy goes to rape a woman but she is saved and the would be rapist is raped.
Technically not wrong 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
And you also ruined her privacy with your football player shoulders.
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Ohh grandma 1 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Grandmas (not all but a good bit of them) are pure and lovely creatures. I bet she has a banana bread recipe that rocks.
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Literally translates into Toilet: A love story 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
They made the movie so people would stop shitting on the street.
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Vegan face 12 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I made an awful and painful snort laugh at cownivores.
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Vegan face 12 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I’ve seen a cow eat a bird. What’s going on with that?
Looks like a Spongebob character 7 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
It’s a dork fish. You feed them corn dogs.
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$20 guns 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Or go all out and carry a morning star.
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$20 guns 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Isn’t that an air gun?
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Free ice tea 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
It’s all nasty and the local gov knew and hasn’t done shit to fix it.
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Its funny because its watermelon soap and hes.. 14 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Or maybe he picked out the soap because he knows just how much handwashing helps prevent getting sick and less sick time means more play time.
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What tumblr does to you 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Prescription drugs on the left, illegal on the right?
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What tumblr does to you 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
The quality of the photos went down the drain. Whomever is behind that camera isn’t taking it seriously.
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Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
@captainjackharknes well, should we be worried?
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Infinity mirror portal 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Looks very phantom of the opera like.
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Ahhhhhhhh..... the “joys” of being a parent! 7 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Never heard them called that. Thank you. :D
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The kitty trap 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
How to get another cat. Exist. They’ll come to you.
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Grrrrr 1 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
This is probably what my husband and his boss saw that one time they caught me road raging on the way to work. In my defense, someone was doing 30 in a 55 and I couldn’t get around them.
Checkmate 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
They put roses in some teas.
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Survival of the fittest 3 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Both of them are pets