Flowerkiller

flowerkiller


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Illegal sl*ts 1 comments
flowerkiller · 47 weeks ago
No link?
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Sailor Monday 2 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
Sailor Monday? Hilarious because of how we got the name for Monday.
FYI, it does not have to be one of the 5 seen in this photo 4 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
Eternal Sailor Moon. Can’t wait for the final season of the new Sailor Moon coming out this summer.
If you didn't have a fungal infection before .. 2 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
Wallyworld once gave me yellow squash instead of corn it wasn’t even a substitution.
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Oh so cute 2 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
Dickems
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Costa Rica declares war on Italy 4 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
Plantains
So.. It's game over? 7 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
Fuck
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“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
His name is Chicken Sandwich.
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I like doing human activities like respiring atmospheric air 3 comments
flowerkiller · 1 year ago
This is the void looking back
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My sex life is imperfect and I will be praising God now 17 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
My sex life is a good thing I know it’s a good thing to do
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SW Day 36 2 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
And then he did.
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Force choke could be handy 9 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
Depends. Anakin wasn’t but Obi-was.
SW Day 31 3 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
Now I want ribs
Call your wierd uncle right now 2 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
Okay what happened?
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I'm on the Naughty List Because Predictive Text Game 46 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
I’m on the naughty list because of my family but I’m still not doing anything right.
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Anne Rice 1941-2021 Thank you for the gay vampire theatricals 3 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
That woman viciously hunted down fanfic authors. I read her book and enjoyed the novel, but as a person, eh.
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Inequality Santa 8 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
My kids will be getting one present each from Santa that’ll come in Santa’s velvet bag. No wrapping paper from Santa.
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What would your math teacher say? 2 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
I’m supposed to be working on an essay about calculus
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I can't believe it's butter 3 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
Nature is beautiful
Helping employee with calculus 1 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
That’s the kind of person I aspire to be. Random calculus helper.
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It's 2021 and Twitter peeps are still being racist 15 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
I have to explain my name here. My husband nickname me flower from the skunk from Bambi. The killer part was from my first username in a game and the fact I’m really bad at growing plants. I was trying to be fierce.
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It's 2021 and Twitter peeps are still being racist 15 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
They are rookie numbers.
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Its embarrassing 6 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
I have an overwhelming need to check my work and a tendency to think things are more complicated than they are. Math gets to the point that you get suspicious of it if it’s too easy.
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Its embarrassing 6 comments
flowerkiller · 2 years ago
I’m a math major and I use a calculator for the simple problems. It’s a law that the simple math problems make you doubt your math skills.
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