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Set my boi Charmander free 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Charmander was the fall guy for a US funded terroist sect.
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This is why hitler killed himself 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Photo taken on the day of Hitler's suicide.
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Number one way to ride 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I'm going to eat your bones.
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I am 011101010 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Like dudes, It's not a god complex if you're actually God.
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Useless things 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Actually the holes are for ventilation and the loop is to hang it up on a hook if needed.
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My father is Ted Cruz 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Prodigal Son (2019)
Tag the homie Zont 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago 11
Be great 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Weirdly inspiring.
Imagine it wraps around your arm and just doesn't let go 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Aww look at the fuzzy legs!
Press f 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Same.
Ford Mustang: *snaps finger* 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I for one am a huge wrath fan. Where's my fight month?
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Pizza lovers 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
think of the toppings!
Pizza lovers 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yes, it's way easier to make pizzas round in the traditional sense, and boxes are designed to be square, a circular box would be unnecessarily complex.
I fear we are all casualties of war 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"You and I are not so different"
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Now this is an Avengers level threat 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Bob and Abdul, the last of the Old Gods locked forever in eternal conflict. Bob forever building, and Abdul un-building as fast as Bob and build it, only to find that Bob has built another construct.
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Interesting thought 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
That's what a Transformer's will dictates.
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Men be like 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It's mainly an issue of weight distribution. In those images however, there shouldn't really be much of a difference.
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I wear a size 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It was alright but things really slowed down near the end. But I've got some pretty decent stories.
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I wear a size 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
l just got back from a 10 day pacific cruise! It was...eventful.
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Hol up! 18 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I could buy Zoloft so looks like I can finally get the happy juice.
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When the boss is exaggerating 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Shit, guess I can't fuck my coworker then. Unless we're in Alabama?
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He ded now 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Hydrogen peroxide would work. Or y'all could just get ear drops. Unless it's a pressure problem which you should see a doctor for.
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Mens (well mostly all of us) when buying new shirt 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
We are but simple creatures.
Getting ready melting hearts! 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Target sighted. Activating instant kill.
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Intellect overload 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
My my how the turns table
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