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Do not expand this list by killing people 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Might be a little too late for that. sorry.

When she is thicc and also has an itty bitty waist 3 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

"Stop, my penis can only get so erect!"

O̾o̾f̾ 4 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

S I D E T E X T

Women empowerment 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Actually Nikita was dragged hard for what she did at the VMAs

Wait, I've seen this before 4 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

And at least a couple of a war crimes under his belt.

This slice of a lime 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Wow that's truly sublime!

We are but a sum of what we fantasize about defending ourselves from 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

"I would've voted Obama for a 3rd term if I could've"

Are you guys doubting my knowledge on Rick and Morty? 4 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

You can take a roller coaster ride through comment threads like these.

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And I opp- 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

It's not even a good photoshop job though!

Ted Danson was arrested for protesting climate change in front of Capitol Hill. He seems 14 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

I used to be on there as well. Like wayyyyy back.

Ted Danson was arrested for protesting climate change in front of Capitol Hill. He seems 14 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

It was a nice ending though. Gave closure to a lot of stories.

Ted Danson was arrested for protesting climate change in front of Capitol Hill. He seems 14 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Yep, it's damn good.

Your daily dose of Redhead 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Now this makes smal pp turn into big pp!

Now THAT's a wrist killer 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Are you trying to hit someone through time with this thing?

Don't need comment 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

I never understood the stigma about women talking about periods. It's just never really bothered me, that shit's normal.

We can't handle another uprising 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

That's why I always animate the mannequins as a distraction before shoplifting.

Hehe gotchu 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Look at that smug ass grin, he knows what he did.

Ted Danson was arrested for protesting climate change in front of Capitol Hill. He seems 14 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Ok but Ted Danson is honestly the best.

Rest in peace 4 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

I wouldn't put Damn Daniel in there, I consider it more of a prototype for the memes of today that are mainly video based.

I can't be the only one 3 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
~Wayne Gretsky"
~Michael Scott"
~FlyingOctopus

Dualism of man 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

That's why it's an unspoken rule amongst dudes that you always nut before sending a horny message, just to make sure it's not the little head speaking instead of the big one.

Dualism of man 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Y'all know he hit that post nut clarity.

Hello my lovelies 15 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

And you're to blame!

Man. I totally forgot that we had one of these 13 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Good question!

Man. I totally forgot that we had one of these 13 comments

flyingoctopus · 4 years ago

Holy shit I had one of those! Like exact model too!