He's a firefighter android but they didn't want to be suspicious.

Oh dear. They're....learning!

"And that's how I lost my medical license."

This looks hella dope but also kinda dystopian. Disdopeian?

OK but just steal all the free snacks and never buy food ever again.

It's funny they'll call it a mass shooting if it's a white but 'gang violence' if it's black-on-black killing. Pretty fucked up.

Surely this is a prank right? I sure damn hope it is.

See this is one of those times where saying 'ok boomer' is completely justified.

Ah yes the false dichotomy is shattered with the reveal of the third option.

These are characters that all the edgelords self identify with whilst remaining completely oblivious to the facts that if you're self identifying with these characters you should probably see a psychiatrist. But instead the wonder why nobody likes them.

To be honest I didn't even nosetice

Yeah he made the right call. Maybe he should join Tinder?

I really hope this is fake. I reallllly do.

Ok but Treasure Planet is super underrated and slaps hard.

They're so anti vax they've gone full circle to reinvent vaccines.

Blindfold man has the right idea.

It's the car sliding game in the...steel?

Russian memes are chaotic and I love them.

That's how I wanna go out. But there's gotta be at least one person there recording it.

When it comes to matters of romance men are very simple creatures. And that's okay.

If you ain't had to take off all your clothes to take a massive, painful shit then you haven't lived. And that's facts.

nice try but the game never ends.