Ahh I see she went to Florida.

heh, ok boomer.

Implying the Doofenshmirtz is Hitler is a take I didn't expect to read today. But apparently I did.

Now that's an economic system I can get behind!

We are too far gone for natural regulation. We need to rise up.

He took one for the team in the name of science.

It's Chad in the flesh.

Sir, we need to talk about that watermark. Take a seat.

Okay groomer.

Ahh the duality of man!

Yeah but it is tho.

Gee it should we be great to finally get an Eragon series, there's never been one before! Just the books!

Birdee Sanders

No see the thing is the towing service part is fake he doesn't own a towing service. Some internet sleuths found out what service he was referring to and review bombed it. Despite the actual owner being completely different.

Finally an easier way to drink my mustard.

Sssssmokin!

Nah that's just an Animorph mid transformation.

He's the door breaching tool. And also the wall breaching tool that the door is attached to.

That's some Uncanny Valley shit right there.

I did a double take because I thought it had suddenly become October

I think a lot of people know about the Rorschach Test.

Id tell you a joke about airplanes but it'd probably go over your head.

Too bad John Wick and Rick Sanchez are almost complete opposites.

At least you know you've been Pavloved.

Winnie The Pooh