Z-Dawg

flyingoctopus


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First post! Found something cute! 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah! Kiwi gang!
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Apparently this guy writes 25 letters a day and is a full time CEO... Yeah right! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah this is pretty feasible, depending on how hands on he is as a CEO. He might just handle the large, rare stuff and delegate other stuff to his employees leaving him with more time.
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Sad but true. Also they were on a break 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I'm sorry she's fucking 50!? Dayum!
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And I thought they were bad urinals 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Well every sign has a story.
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ELON MUSK : Shit neegro, thats all you had to say!!! 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
You've done it! You've broke AI to its bare essentials!
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Pretending? 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"Oh..I- thought it was makeup"
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Velma ain't having none of your vampire shit today. (I can only assume she saw twilight) 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Not that it matters since it's been at least a half-decade but... funsubstance(.)com/fun/144049/velma-is-having-none-of-your-shit/?ref=prandom
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Security 101 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Jack the madlad out here with 'password'
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Yes 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Hehehe. Fuck this one got me.
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It's slowly coming together 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He ate 40 pizzas in a month and told us the day of reckoning is coming. I'm scared, if anyone can outpizza the hut, it's this man. If he even is a man.
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He didnt hit the table 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah, not the first time I've seen this here.
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Far side 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Iconic, kind of a bummer how Larson's aesthetic has been copied so much for shitty boomer comics.
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That's very breathtaking 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Of course Keanu's happy for him, he was very good friends with Joaquin's late brother, River.
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Everyday, we stray further from whatever is above us 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Guys, it's not true.
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He is awesome 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oogway Ascends goes hard.
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I wouldn't mind watching this version of Beauty and the Beast 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I want to say this is a stylized rendition of Bear, the Canadian erotica novel.
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Gordon catsay 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Why not Pawdon Ramsey?
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He does have a point 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He's right you know
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Wave 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Russian memes exist in an elseworlds universe and y'all can't say otherwise.
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Owning a hairless cat occasionally results in nightmare material 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It desires the feetsies.
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Ara ara little man 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah but we're talking like 14-15 year olds here.
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Ara ara little man 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah a lot of reddit threads that have something to do with creepy shit women say normally bring up the borderline pedophilia that some older women think its okay to do, like straight up lusting after young boys.
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What will it be? 20 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Well yes because you can't walk very well in space.
E Q U I L I B R I U M 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yass #relatable!
F**king weeb 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Ah yes, the golden age!
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