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Gotta go fast 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Or during it.
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Cat arrest 18 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Inpawsonating an officer.
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Being italian 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Boomer giuseppe
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classic 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
No dude this totally happened trust me!
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classic 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
This is peak X-box.
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Canis Goofus 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The longer you look, the worse it gets.
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Wonderwall 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
BUt anyway here's Wonderwa-Argh!
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It do be like that sometimes 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Boys really hit that post-nut clarity hard.
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RIP In Peace, confused space man 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He died trying to stand up for his beliefs. Good man that one.
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That's illegal 25 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Put the cocaine back in the cola you bastards!
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Hero 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"Ok team, let's get all 98 units back to the precinct!"
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This is true and I’m terrified 19 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Clowns are a universal constant.
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That's on Periodt. Pooh 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Ok but everybody gangsta til your car start hydroplaning.
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Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Well happiness is a mindset.
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First post! Found something cute! 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah! Kiwi gang!
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Apparently this guy writes 25 letters a day and is a full time CEO... Yeah right! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah this is pretty feasible, depending on how hands on he is as a CEO. He might just handle the large, rare stuff and delegate other stuff to his employees leaving him with more time.
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Sad but true. Also they were on a break 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I'm sorry she's fucking 50!? Dayum!
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And I thought they were bad urinals 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Well every sign has a story.
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ELON MUSK : Shit neegro, thats all you had to say!!! 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
You've done it! You've broke AI to its bare essentials!
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Pretending? 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"Oh..I- thought it was makeup"
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Velma ain't having none of your vampire shit today. (I can only assume she saw twilight) 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Not that it matters since it's been at least a half-decade but... funsubstance(.)com/fun/144049/velma-is-having-none-of-your-shit/?ref=prandom
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Security 101 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Jack the madlad out here with 'password'
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Yes 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Hehehe. Fuck this one got me.
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It's slowly coming together 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He ate 40 pizzas in a month and told us the day of reckoning is coming. I'm scared, if anyone can outpizza the hut, it's this man. If he even is a man.
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He didnt hit the table 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah, not the first time I've seen this here.
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