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flyingoctopus


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Squad goals 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Me and the boys rockin up to the wellness check.
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How to be a Douchebag - 101 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The body burying one doesn't work. In the instance of a false positive, the standard procedure is to keep digging for at least a while. That tip is as old as time so nigh everyone knows about it particularly in the police.
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Cures wounds too 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
yeah, a fireball of healing juice.
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On this day 83 years ago, a legend died. Rest In Peace H.P LoveCraft. 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
This is one of those times you have to consider separating art from the artist because Lovecraft was a massive prick and like, super racist.
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Posting rage comics until getting a dedicated section 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
This is hit me like a fucking truck.
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Spooky meat tentacles 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Mine is a bone tentacle.
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Quicksand, lava-floors, vampires, alien invasions. The usual suspects 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yes, but I also thought I'd encounter quicksand way more often than I do currently.
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EXISTENCE IS GAY 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Imagine having masculinity so fragile you can't even enjoy food.
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Florida man is not always bad 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"Just because you are bad guy, doesn't mean you are bad guy."
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Dealership 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
That's why 21 Jump Street is a thing.
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Yes, thank you. Talk soon 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Wholesome hours and I also feel attacked rn.
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Gotta go fast 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Or during it.
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Cat arrest 18 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Inpawsonating an officer.
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Being italian 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Boomer giuseppe
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classic 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
No dude this totally happened trust me!
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classic 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
This is peak X-box.
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Canis Goofus 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
The longer you look, the worse it gets.
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Wonderwall 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
BUt anyway here's Wonderwa-Argh!
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It do be like that sometimes 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Boys really hit that post-nut clarity hard.
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RIP In Peace, confused space man 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
He died trying to stand up for his beliefs. Good man that one.
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That's illegal 25 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Put the cocaine back in the cola you bastards!
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Hero 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
"Ok team, let's get all 98 units back to the precinct!"
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This is true and I’m terrified 19 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Clowns are a universal constant.
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That's on Periodt. Pooh 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Ok but everybody gangsta til your car start hydroplaning.
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Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Well happiness is a mindset.
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