Ridiculous Google searches illustrated

Wow the Obama cactus does not disappoint

I drink tea everyday from a leaky teapot, I can truthfully say that tomorrow I will scald myself with tea.

Can we talk about the "Americans think pizza is a vegetable" ? x)

I can confirm the oven mitts..

'Americans think death is optional'

Never put your banana in the fridge? Hold on, I've been doing something wrong for years now

lol a squirrels are eating my house