When the people behind me at the theater are talking in the middle of the movie.

These motherfuckas!

Its like "Could you not?"

Nah I look worse than that when that happens.

Nosferatu?
Keep him away from my lights D:

I have friends who do that so I sit in between them and ignored them when they try to talk to me. The stay quiet from then on out.

Once at the movies a teenage girl put a bowl of popcorn on her head and wore it as a hat and I wasn't even mad.

I was watching Frozen, and this 14 year old behind me was like, "This is so childish with all the singing and shit," and most of the cinema was filled with 17-20 year olds who were enjoying the movie. Why would you waste your money and time, sit in the cinema and complain about how bad you think the movie is, come on NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, FROZEN IS AWESOME.

ah the theatre

When that happens, I want to be all Nosferatu and stand up and scare them, but then I realize that there are people enjoying this movie with me and all of us are glaring.

IT'S THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER

Or when you're in an assembly and someone behind you just won't shut up....