I don't even drive!

That explains the tea thing

How does it it explain my tea drinking habits?

That happened to my mom, I don't trust blinkers either.

I think when I learnt to drive I was specifically taught not to pull out until the other car had actually turned.

That was my first thought, Zip. Too many idiot drivers where I live.

Also, they could be turning at a road past you. Play it safe and wait the extra 20 seconds

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Men

Right of way goes to the pedestrian if they have already started to cross a side street that a car wants to turn into. But most drivers don't give a fuck.

"And where did you come from???" ...the Cotton Eye Joe..

That sounds vaguely racist for some reason...

I'm highly disappointed you thought that for whatever reason, and doubly highly disappointed you left everyone with that dumbass comment instead of creating some "ovarian" humor of your own.
We're not here to serve you, asshole. Are you not able to contribute?
And you capitalized disappointed, as well as highly. What a douche.

That was the joke. A simple, understated reference to the fallopian appearance of the graphic. Amazing that it inspired such a venomous reply.

I'm highly disappointed that you thought it amazing you'd get such a reply, considering your wording. I'm not even being cute here.
tl;dr Backpedal much?