I want to be a Mantis Shrimp

Have you ever got do mad you wanted to rip open a couch and eat it?

true facts about the mantis shrimp

I sometimes try to see another colour in my mind that doesn't exist for humans but it's so frustrating I wish I could be an animal for one day to see what other colours there could be.

Well I'm gonna go eat some mantis shrimp! Ha! It can't do that now can it!

That's really interesting. But I don't think I've ever gotten so angry about not being able to see more colors.

I'm so fucking angry