Have a laugh and share your own jokes, too!

I'm gonna do 11 to do so many people...

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere
Knock knock
*who's there?*
Not Sally

a man dropped his glasses. he never saw them again

I asked my brother the 5th joke and he said rice.

A fish is swimming along and runs into a wall. He said 'DAM!'

I laughed out loud on the last one

#1 is my new favorite joke.

What did one blueberry say to another blueberry? You're a blueberry.
That is my favorite anti joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Inappropriate frog
Inappropriate fro-
TOUCH MY FUCKIN DICK
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Doctor.
Interrupting Doctor W-
You have Lung Cancer.
**then, while maintaining eye contact, flip over a table and run off on all fours hissing

That Forrest Gump one was pretty clever.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gira-
**and then you headbutt them in the blatter as hard as you can
Person:Knock knock
then say in old man voice: "Get the fuck off my lawn you whippersnapper."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jehovah's Witnesses
**then before they can answer slit their neck open so they can witness the lord as well

Why didn't the dog wear pants and go to work?
Because he's a dog.
** Enjoy the faces you receive when you tell people this one.

A dwarf and a human walk into a bar. The human says: "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like hell!"
(from Dragon Age II)

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms
Knock knock
who's there?
Not Sally

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a girl with no arms or legs at the beach? Sandy

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
scream and scratch at the top of him coffin.