Dontcha just hate it when that happens?

I really feel the need to put commas on this.

You mean a... Bitchfork

Or I want to act like a pigeon and my friend wants to stalk her crush and we want to do both but we can't decide that's an actual problem by the way

"Feast on their flesh"...woah there

And then use the pitchforks to throw daisies in the air?! YAY!!