Problem is I don't have the money to buy one

But they'd start running behind you trying to help.... and when you arrive at McDonalds right before closing time, they're going to feel played.

'Hey, why's that guy running into the bathroom with a fire extinguisher?'

Or at a party and there's a huge line to the bathroom or something just hold your mouth with your hands and have a friend scream, "SHES GONNA PUKE!" everyone will get out of your way and let you go to the bathroom. Works every time. No more waiting in lines.

It works great until someone pulls the fire alarm

Why does this picture have a duck. Like does fire extinguisher now mean duck? Cause I think running around with a duck would be pretty cool.

Am I the only one that read Anathema and absolutely loved that part?

fire exstinguishers are heavy though:/