Abc's texting em' harder

Everytime I see this, I start thinking about how smooth everyone is, but me >.<

"26? I Think"

My ex did this before. I responded with "I'll pretend I'm not on the Internet all day..."

*does this to my friend*
"There's twenty letters in the alpha-"
"Yeah, I've already seen that."

How do you forget "A"

Smooth as fuck he is.

Smooth

Astoldbykuel, maybe you just don't realize how smooth you are inside.

Ugh... No just no