The cake I want for my birthday

Money cake, I like the sound of that

The cake from heaven

* But with hundreds

it's all ones though

..."and the strippers then reunited to give Sultry Susan the gift she deserved, due to the fact that no one knew how to bake... now she can have 2 days off."

You guys do realize that this would be HORRIBLE cake, right? You'd have to EAT ALL THE MONEY! That's such a waste.
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And don't tell me you'd just take the money, that's not how cake works.

I'd prefer all 100 dollar bills please, thanks ;) lol my birthdays in like 15 days

That whole cake is probably worth about $40. Make them $100 bills instead…