my science teacher in 8th grade got so mad that she said "that's it! i give up!" and she laid down on the floor for 10 minutes. and we all just sat there like what the heck do we do
Our 6th grade teacher won the lottery during class. She would also call us up to her computer and ask us to spell certain words in English because she only spoke french
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I had a history teacher in 9-10th grade that whenever a student fell asleep in class, he would either take me bullhorn (like the ones they give out at professional soccer games) and blow right near their ear, or he would pokw them with a yard stick and say "is it dead?, I thinks it dead" lol
My English teacher in grade ten used to take pictures of people who fell asleep and make it her desktop picture so she could "shame" them when she used the projector
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In a way, that is just creepy...
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Also one time one my friends pissed off tgat same teacher and called him a monkey when he thought he couldn't here him, and the teacher started howling and wailing him arms and dancing around like a psychotic monkey yelling "I 'll show you monkey!!!" And also threw a chair at him, a very interesting experience...so glad he didn't start flinging his poop
In the 6th grade my teacher's phone started ringing in class and she answered it and screamed "MY GOATS ARE GIVING BIRTH", grabbed her stuff and ran out of the room
Once my 7th grade science teacher threw a ball at a kid then tackled him to the floor. He also ate chalk in front of us and threatened to suspended us if we talked about it to other students. This same teacher also keeps a bowling ball and a blow torch in a guitar case just incase there's an intruder.
My teacher last year, called me up to the teacher's desk and told me I was out of my boyfriend's league.
He also used to ask people on their way out of class if they could bring him lunch the following day.
He was. He told one of my friends "her behaviour was spreading like cancer"
Meaning she was influencing everyone to become bad or something.
He was such an idiot.
My year 10 and 11 English teacher (who also taught Film Studies) showed us his collection of DVDs focussing on stories about and including perverts and paedophilia, then got us as a class to watch and discuss a film about woman who was having a relationship with an underage boy who she made read to him after they, ah, 'canoodled' (The Reader, if anyone's interested). He put this DVD on despite the fact we, as a class, had voted to watch The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas. Yeah, that's pretty much the weirdest thing for me...
(What makes this so weird is that it came out this year - a year after he stopped being my teacher - that he was having an affair with a 17/18-year-old student of his. He is 61... It was all hushed up and he simply retired and left the school within a week of it being discovered.)
He made some pretty weird comments quite lot of the time though, too. He sometimes seemed to go past the boundaries of being a teacher and seemed to act a little closer than is acceptable at times (to pretty much everyone in the class at one point or another). He was a nice guy (and an excellent English teacher) but, looking back on it, he was inappropriate sometimes.
You know he would have been out if the school for just doing that once if you just told someone that you felt slightly uncomfortable because in order to be a teacher, your past records and everything that is connected to your past has to be explored and they have to confirm that you are safe and if you so much as threaten or get too close to a student you are suspended from school until further investigation. Just some information I remember from reading some kind of codex of criminology or something like that
Well, me and my friends just laughed it off - he'd been a teacher for forty or so years, we just supposed it was his old-fashioned style or us being over-sensitive to things like that given it was an all-girls'-school. I never felt threatened by him, per say, just creeped out by some of the things he said sometimes. He was a well-loved member of staff at school though, and teachers like him were always very well protected by the school should anything ever be said/complained. But hey, he was a great teacher for me and I got my A*s in English literature and language, so I'm not bothered :)
Oh then that's okay then. I know some teachers who have been around in my school for decades and he is the most violent supply teacher now (because he retired). He would threaten us if we didn't do our work and one time there was this kid who talked back to him and he picked up the kid's desk (with the fair attached, so the kid was in it.) and threw it at the door. The kid flew out of the classroom, but the desk didn't fit so it made a huge dent where the door is. Now the regular teacher in that class tells everyone about the time when that dent was made. But in the end, he always gave us some kind of life lesson and we really loved him no matter how scared we are of him
My 8th grade geography teacher started doing push-ups while we were writing a test and then told us to "Stop getting distracted".
In 5th grade, we were being very loud and our teacher just sat down underneath her desk until we stopped talking. It took her 15 minutes to come out from under there.
My math teacher has done many weird things but my top three are:
1.Throwing pencils at a construction worker who was on a latter removing a bees' nest
2.Chasing a student out of the printer room and all the way back to the students classroom all while yelling "come back you forgot your paper"
Doing a movie style hug with a student where he picked up the kid and spun him around
My science teacher gets distracted very easily. One day he was talking about how his cats meow differently to other cats and no body was listening to him so he screamed SEX and when everybody was listening kept speaking
I went in after school to get help from my science teacher after school. (He is short about 5'7" and red headed some people call him a leprechaun) and he was just sleeping sprawled across four students desks...
I actually think he's a pretty cool teacher though
In high school my science teacher had a piece of paper on the wall and told us to put our chewed up gum on it and throughout the whole year it started to accumulate then one day as we were leaving class she took a piece off of the poster and started chewing it. she was crazy but there was never a boring day with her haha
On the last day of term my English teacher was being really strange and randomly started singing "heyyyyyy brother". (Also one time my year nine teacher said "freezing my tits off" when it was cold out)
My 8th grade math teacher loved pranking this one loud rude chick she hated warm seats and gorillas so everyday at the end of the reading class before, he'd take out a heating pad and heat up her desk chair (they were attached so she couldn't just swap chairs) if she got snarky about a random topic he'd either make a perfect gorilla impression or turn the attention to the stuffed gorilla he had on his cabinet.
My teacher had a track suit, and it ended up being one of those outfits you can rip off real fast....I never want to see my 38 year old teacher in a speedo ever again...
My 10th grade worlds cultural teacher would throw her shoes at students, draw on them if they fell asleep, and if a girl pulled her make up out, the teacher would do the girls make up theatrical style.
I'm at Uni now and I have the WEIRDEST Latin tutor ever. The guy's like 24 years old (an absolute genius but really quirky). Anyway one day I was walking with some friends when I saw him prancing on campus. Not walking...prancing.
He also smeared whiteboard marker all over his face once and ran out of the room. The entire class was silent. Like I said, genius...but weird.
My math teacher once just stopped teaching, and started talking about her divorce and asked us for advice and she ended up breaking down crying at the end of discussion and we all just sat there.
In grade 5 my register teacher took a 30cm ruler out of the lost stationary box. She looked at it and it read "Shatterproof". She looked at us then grinned,"Shatterproof huh?" She then, with one shot, brok the ruler into 3 pieces by bending it... Best experience ever.
*mumbling*
Should've been more to keep
He also used to ask people on their way out of class if they could bring him lunch the following day.
Meaning she was influencing everyone to become bad or something.
He was such an idiot.
(What makes this so weird is that it came out this year - a year after he stopped being my teacher - that he was having an affair with a 17/18-year-old student of his. He is 61... It was all hushed up and he simply retired and left the school within a week of it being discovered.)
In 5th grade, we were being very loud and our teacher just sat down underneath her desk until we stopped talking. It took her 15 minutes to come out from under there.
1.Throwing pencils at a construction worker who was on a latter removing a bees' nest
2.Chasing a student out of the printer room and all the way back to the students classroom all while yelling "come back you forgot your paper"
Doing a movie style hug with a student where he picked up the kid and spun him around
I actually think he's a pretty cool teacher though
Cause I knew I failed Biology
Bioloogyyyyyyyy
He also smeared whiteboard marker all over his face once and ran out of the room. The entire class was silent. Like I said, genius...but weird.