The campaign manager wasn't sharp enough to see that one coming

Not a lie :-P

*bah-dum-tss*

Maybe they're saying that you'll think drugs are good the more you lose or that drugs make you dumber and not 'sharper'

Maybe they are smart enough to realize majority of the population looses a pencil before reaching that small size. XD

Man, downheight, your title is on point!

Liked it 'cause of the title

They should have written it from the eraser to the tip so that in the end it would say "too cool."