It's like trying to engage a conversation with the ground

I can most certainly agree with this. There was this one girl who thought I was CRAZY for having a crush on a fictional character! Normal people are weirdos.

I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life whispered Dark Speech into my ear until I put it on and became completely invisible to my social life.

I was talking to a girl in my class yesterday who's really nice, and then I mentioned fangirls to her and she asked 'what's a fangirl?'
And I was just like 'OMG you're so innocent and carefree bless you'

I didnt chose the fandom life, chiron sent a satyr to bring me to it.