I didn't know such a thing existed

... I need to have a chat to my mother about this, I expect breakfast in bed on the 11th of August

Mother, Father. We need to chat.

We really need this, we do. Then we can have Uncles Day, Aunties Day, Brothers Day, Sisters Day, Step-Child Day, Second Cousin Twice Removed Day, Some Dude You're On Nodding Terms With Day etc. Yours Sincerely, Hallmark.

My birthday!

If my kids asked me about this, I would ask them what day their birthday is on. Then I would tell them to STFU. hahahaha