Better call 911 'cause he just stole my heart

Oh he is mine! Just saying

It's fine, you called dibs.

Thank you

I especially love the way you can see up his nostrils. Very charming. You've found yourself *quite* the man.

Those are some seriously sexy nostrils.

It's the non-existent upper lip that got me.

Ooooh, and I just noticed the oversized eyebrows. Be still my heart!

OH MY GOD, I hadn't even noticed those! I feel like he has a really sexy bowl cut.

And I really love the way he's stretching his bottom lip area really tight across his teeth. It accentuates his jaw line in a big way. I can't handle this degree of awesome.

I bet he lives in his mom's basement, which shows that he cares about family.

That escalated quickly.

And I think most basement dwellers have to know how to handle furnace and hot water tank issues, given their proximity. So he's probably pretty handy around the house!

The only downside is that he probably has to beat off girls with a stick.

Some girls like that though. So... win!