Are you gay?

I smell a smart person

This is terrifying. I thought of the exact thing, and then checked the comments.

Brown eagle starts with a B

You should have just said eagle

It was an eagle. The color of the eagle is brown.

Yellow eagle starts with Y

The person means the color was frackin yellow!

I have never heard put that way before. XD Sad, I never see a straight person creatively describe their sexuality. :(