Good guy strawberry

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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago · FIRST

Ah, strawberries... I'm going to buy so many-
$7 A PUNNET‽ GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.

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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

It sucks.
WHAT WILL I DIP IN MY CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN NOW??

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Haha. Contamination? I don't think so. Chocolate and strawberries.
*heavy breathing*
But a spoon could be negotiated.

uncle2210 · 9 years ago

Nothing like a good ol' chocolate covered spoon

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guest · 9 years ago

But strawberries can contain high amounts of pesticides and chemicals. Apparently they are high to grow without them.

deleted · 9 years ago

I'm allergic dammit

guest · 9 years ago

Me too

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deleted · 9 years ago

Where exactly is the fat in them? I only ask because the post said there was "almost no fat" in them.

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christopher148 · 9 years ago

Oh and also strawberry seeds contain poison =D But you would have to eat around 2000 strawberry's to even begin to feel the effects of the poison

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Challenge accepted. Death by strawberries. Let's go.

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kameltoe · 9 years ago

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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

They are not!

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

Yup. It is either the best strawberry you have ever tasted, or (occasionally) you get Satan's droppings in a fruit.

one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago

I try. :)

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atomiczombie757 · 9 years ago

No they're not

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