My Dad told me this. Take a look at yourself

I wasn't just a dick... I was absolutely full of myself. Still a nice guy, but I was full of myself. Looking back at those times compared to current events... I'm ashamed to admit it, but I had swag before it was known as that. I was a "cool dude."
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I'm so glad I grew up.

Yeah.... I was a dick in second grade. I hope that means I'm not a dick anymore.... Unless giving the middle finger to the guy who sexually harassed my sister every time I walk past him in the hall counts as being a dick (I've been told doing that makes me a dick for some reason)

i used to be a dick. i still am, but i used to too.

For some reason I thought that said duck

I wasn't a dick, I was sort of pathetic, I had no friend and I was lying about my life to people. >.<

does it count if i was 6

I look back on myself right now and see a gigantic big fat dick. the problem is, I can't make it shrink...

I see two commas you shouldn't've used