How to get banned from Walmart (its a long post, but worth it)

I think this man had too much time on his hands. XD

These things are now on my bucket list

I would say "marry him", but she already did!

He can still do one more thing before they get kicked out so it has to be amazing

Seriously? This shit's older than the internet. It originally "happened" at a Kmart.

I don't think it's fair to ban his whole family cause he's weird.

Oh the things I wish I could do in walmart. But I go to target because I'm middle class. First world problems

Have you seen the people/the stuff that goes on in any Walmart? I call shenanigans, no way Walmart would ban anyone.

They wouldn't write a letter to his wife (what, is she his Guardian?!) they would write it to him- and why would the employees need counselling over any of those acts?!

What is "code 3"?

"today 16 september 2014" ...yes right -.-

That with the alarm clocks
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I've been in some trouble because i did that once

Brilliant

I loled

The store keeps changing!