Just trying to break the unbreakable

Feeling determined...runs it over with my car* "I just tore up my car!"

*puts it on a runway* "I'm gonna crush it with my landing gear!"
*landing gear then breaks off at the second of impact causing a fire due to the friction*

Apparently one of the Samsung phones bent. I forget which one but it was big. Like, how do you NOT expect it to bend if you have a big ass phone in your back pocket and you sit on it

*puts nokia on bridge* *bridge collapses*

well ofcourse it going to bend if you bend it!! did u know that if you put a ur baby in a blender it will die? better consider that before you fucking have a baby!! what kind of logic is this