And they're alive and well...

Google skills, my dear.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2316634/Twins-born-87-days-apart-mothers-contractions-simply-STOPPED.html

Not the point, my dear.
If you're going to post meme facts, it's good etiquette to have a link handy, since there are many of these floating around that are wrong.
(or downthumbs work just as well, I suppose...)

I believe it is factual frog, A new meme that has been out for a few months

No world record here.

No shit sherlock

THATS WHAT BABIES DO

No, she laid a fucking egg