it lasted as long as having a cold

The post conflicts me and I don't know why

"THEY KILLED HIM A LITTLE"
I'm laughing too hard. It hurts. Send help.

jesus is Gandalf death doesn't stop him

Well you're comparing the center of an entire religion to women who were VERY wrongfully burned alive for sneezing in a weird way or God forbid they laughed at the wrong time. You don't need feminism, you just need common sense.

Did anyone else read "he got better" in the voice from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? No? Nevermind then.