Easy way to do the dishes

Spoon!

Thank you for making my life so much better! Less glamorous but still much better!

wait untill you find a edge and cut your tongue off

But wouldn't that be really costly? Aluminum foil is expensive, and you're using a lot on a daily basis.

Lazy mothafucker

Just buy paper plates and bowls and plasticware.

If you are going to do anything with food and foil, the dull side is where you want the food to make contact with. The shiny side has chemicals that you don't want in your body.

Lazy