If I had a girlfriend that asked for d*ck pics, I would have sent her this

A dad joke and boyfriend joke rolled into one.

...what do you do if Meghan's alright with getting freaky with the duck in your pants, then?
Where is your God now?

Wtf

My only question is, why would you ask someone, even if that someone happens to be your boyfriend, to send you pictures of his dick? They are not that pretty.