The contract has been sealed

9 years ago by freedem · 2356 Likes · 16 comments · Popular

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deleted · 9 years ago · FIRST

World domination, rivers made from the blood of the weak, and a box of raspberry cookies, please.

deleted · 9 years ago

I don't know why it has been posted twice, sorry about that :/

curiositykicksass · 9 years ago

World domination is my first wish, too...

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smitty · 9 years ago

Sooo...
Is Cthulhu the "Santa" for The Flying Spaghetti Monster then?

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felixo77 · 9 years ago

Not even close.....

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hexy · 9 years ago

where on Earth is this statue?

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badasslatina · 9 years ago

It looks like the child of an ood and a weeping angel

bad_wolf_9 · 9 years ago

Yeah, that's what Cthulu is, but he has a bit of Silurian blood too. Don't look away, or he'll electrocute you with his translator!

badasslatina · 9 years ago

Good username... or, as the doctor would say, brilliant

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soullesspegasus · 9 years ago

How many dollies can little Susie get for a human soul?

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guest · 9 years ago

Lol someone read Lovecraft I see

hexy · 9 years ago

You aren't a culturally significant person if you fail to read Lovecraft. The guy was a douchebag of the first water, but his writing is great.

hexy · 9 years ago

It's Cthulhu, you addle-pated dolts. The writers for Dr. Who *used* the description of Cthulhu as a template, not the other way around.