How is this actually a thing?

Oh, I miss buy now button so hard when reading this...

The answers to the FAQ are so sassy

The creator of the website is so fed up with dealing with so many orders and so much glitter that he's selling the website. What irony.

If I had glitter for every one of my hateful stalker guests, I'd be the glitteriest pony in all of Equestria!

REVIEW:
For my 1 year anniversary I didn't know what to get my wife so I bought this thinking it would be funny. It wasn't, I'm now divorced, broke & living with my best friend. I'd like to talk with the owner to get a refund & discuss damages. You can reply directly to this email address. - Alma Henry

Can I send 10?

There is also a website called shit senders to send your enmies a range of different types of shit at www.shitsenders.com